The New Green Gourmet Direction

The limp corn-based straw and the recycled coffee cup: a legacy of the “New Direction” from Speaker Pelosi.

Notice how you need two cups to not burn your hand, and how the straw doesn’t hold up to the heat.

The response from the powers-that-be:

“We have had a few people observe that [straw] phenomenon and we had to tell them, ‘Sip your coffee like a normal human being,’” Ventura said. “We’re trying to save the planet here.”

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